1. I accidentally drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
2. You act like breakfast cereal isn't an entirely appropriate chaser.
3. Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
4. I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. I've never loved anyone more.
5. [ fwd from dean winchester ] SURPRISE! You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS COCK MONSTER right in your face! *THWACK* There’s just ONE rule. You can’t cock slap someone that has already cock slapped you!! Try to cock slap as many as possible before they cock slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t cock slap me. Good luck!
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2. You act like breakfast cereal isn't an entirely appropriate chaser.
3. Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
4. I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. I've never loved anyone more.
5. [ fwd from dean winchester ]
SURPRISE!
You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS COCK MONSTER right in your face! *THWACK* There’s just ONE rule. You can’t cock slap someone that has already cock slapped you!! Try to cock slap as many as possible before they cock slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t cock slap me. Good luck!
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