1. I remember telling him that the strippers were "nice people".
2. There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this and yet I did it anyway.
3. Do you ever feel like rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
4. I got punched in the face, dropped my laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke your lamp. I fixed it. I just wanted you to inform you that I will no longer be drinking alcohol.
5. Sorry, I didn’t mean to call you. I was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name.
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2. There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this and yet I did it anyway.
3. Do you ever feel like rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
4. I got punched in the face, dropped my laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke your lamp. I fixed it. I just wanted you to inform you that I will no longer be drinking alcohol.
5. Sorry, I didn’t mean to call you. I was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name.