2 I knew he had given me something when I told you I was a dog and ate all the Frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the label.
3. On the ladder of human experience, I've gone a rung up from 'lying in the fetal position on the shower floor' to 'showering with all the lights out in the dark'.
4. He told me that I have a "cute deer in the headlights look", and that it's what made showing his penis to me for the first time so disconcerting.
5. Decided to make a porno with gummy bears and the night has only gotten worse from there.
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2 I knew he had given me something when I told you I was a dog and ate all the Frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the label.
3. On the ladder of human experience, I've gone a rung up from 'lying in the fetal position on the shower floor' to 'showering with all the lights out in the dark'.
4. He told me that I have a "cute deer in the headlights look", and that it's what made showing his penis to me for the first time so disconcerting.
5. Decided to make a porno with gummy bears and the night has only gotten worse from there.