1. He always grinds on me like, "This is awesome because we're both angels".
2. God, i miss you. I would like very much to have sexual intercourse with you right now. I'm home packing salt rounds.
3. We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
4. You poured your drink on yourself and then said, "It's not a party 'till I'm wet"
5. The angle I tried to shoot a load on his face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the Tombstone tribute he had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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castiel ✞ spn ✞ m/m
2. God, i miss you. I would like very much to have sexual intercourse with you right now. I'm home packing salt rounds.
3. We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
4. You poured your drink on yourself and then said, "It's not a party 'till I'm wet"
5. The angle I tried to shoot a load on his face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the Tombstone tribute he had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
[ misfires/wrong numbers welcome! ♥ ]