1. You passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and eight times moving from the bathroom to your bed. No more tequila. 2. My very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block. 3. You said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes. 4. Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You are not a movie star, you cannot die that way. 5. Your dog has my underwear. If you could please ask him to give them back.
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2. My very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
3. You said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes.
4. Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
5. Your dog has my underwear. If you could please ask him to give them back.