1. I sent the Jehovah's Witness away in tears. Do you think God is laughing? 2. It's not ok to announce to a group of people that a man put his finger in your butt last night. I now know this. 3. I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself or others... I'm very pop-culture savvy. 4. Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this? 5. He told me that I have a "cute deer in the headlights look", and that it's what made showing his penis to me for the first time so disconcerting.
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2. It's not ok to announce to a group of people that a man put his finger in your butt last night. I now know this.
3. I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself or others... I'm very pop-culture savvy.
4. Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
5. He told me that I have a "cute deer in the headlights look", and that it's what made showing his penis to me for the first time so disconcerting.