1. I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. 2. My life has just been one long episode of "I shouldn't be alive." 3. I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well". 4. It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" 5. I know that God is laughing at me.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
castiel • spn
2. My life has just been one long episode of "I shouldn't be alive."
3. I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
4. It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?"
5. I know that God is laughing at me.