1. I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well". 2. We were about to have sex and then I said "you can touch my penis" and he laughed too hard to do anything. No second date. 3. I don't remember what I was saying but one moment I was crying and the next I was showing you my genitals. 4. Now I start crying every time I masturbate, which is a fun development. 5. Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them. 6. Little spoons don't ask big questions.
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2. We were about to have sex and then I said "you can touch my penis" and he laughed too hard to do anything. No second date.
3. I don't remember what I was saying but one moment I was crying and the next I was showing you my genitals.
4. Now I start crying every time I masturbate, which is a fun development.
5. Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.
6. Little spoons don't ask big questions.