1. I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it. 2. If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me. 3. Well, I would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus. 4. I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society. 5. As it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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2. If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
3. Well, I would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
4. I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
5. As it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.