1. I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it. 2. so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that 3. What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business. 4. He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my pocket. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt. 5. You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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2. so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
3. What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
4. He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my pocket. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt.
5. You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass