1. I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well". 2. He duct taped me to the wall, put a cowboy hat on my head, and started taking pictures. 3. Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. 4. Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.
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2. He duct taped me to the wall, put a cowboy hat on my head, and started taking pictures.
3. Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat.
4. Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.