1. You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub. Best Friends For Life. 2. you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small 3. Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put in his place. 4. He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me? 5. Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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castiel (s5ep4) • spn
2. you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
3. Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put in his place.
4. He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
5. Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."