1. there COULD be a gas leak in the bunker... 2. i'm eating PB&J in the bathtub. i'm meant to be alone. 3. theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and allowing them to penetrate you anally. however, happiness doesn't come often, so i'll take what i can get. 4. i asked for a steak knife, but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea. 5. he came whilst we were making out fully clothed. 6. I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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2. i'm eating PB&J in the bathtub. i'm meant to be alone.
3. theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and allowing them to penetrate you anally. however, happiness doesn't come often, so i'll take what i can get.
4. i asked for a steak knife, but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea.
5. he came whilst we were making out fully clothed.
6. I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.