1. My scrabble letters just formed the word "failure". Thanks. I know. 2. You bought me a shirt that says 'daddy's little angel' 3. you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser 4. How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a "dick pic"? 5. Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now 6. Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager. 7. Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill. 8. Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session 9. He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are. 10. There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway. 11. I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over. 12. My ITunes is telling me I listened to Toxic by Brittany Spears 108 times last night. 13. It's not ok to announce to a group of people that a man put his finger in your butt last night. I now know this. 14. At liquor store. Drunk. Going to try not to get naked in public but can't make any promises. 15. there COULD be a gas leak in the bunker...
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2. You bought me a shirt that says 'daddy's little angel'
3. you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
4. How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a "dick pic"?
5. Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
6. Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
7. Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
8. Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
9. He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
10. There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
11. I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
12. My ITunes is telling me I listened to Toxic by Brittany Spears 108 times last night.
13. It's not ok to announce to a group of people that a man put his finger in your butt last night. I now know this.
14. At liquor store. Drunk. Going to try not to get naked in public but can't make any promises.
15. there COULD be a gas leak in the bunker...